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(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta be brand new
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have me a bowl
Seein' everything, the line is goin'
Taken' on and on, everything is Russian
Gotta get down to the house shop
Gotta couch my house, I see line ends (line ends)
Kickin' in the shoe store
Hittin' in the ring store
Gotta make my mind up
Which sale can I make?
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get stuff on Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout, checkout
Friday, Friday
Gettin' sales Black Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout
Auctionin', Auctionin' (Yeah)
Auctionin', Auctionin' (No)
Run, run, run, run
Chargin' forward to the checkout
7:45, it’s my way' or the highway
Chargin' so fast, I wish I could fly
Run, run; think I should run
You know what that is?
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right- hey!
I got this, you want this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the shoe store
Hittin' in the ring store
Gotta make my mind up
Which sale can I make?
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get stuff on Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout, checkout
Friday, Friday
Gettin' sales Black Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout
Auctionin', Auctionin' (Yeah)
Auctionin', Auctionin' (No)
Run, run, run, run
Chargin' forward to the checkout
Yesterday was Turkey, Turkey
Today it’s Black Friday, Friday (Auctionin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna find a ball today
Two more days til Cyber Day
And Christmas comes after ... wards
I don't want this big sale to end
R-B, Rebecca Black
So sorry' couldn’t help it (couldn’t help it)
It’s a parody (It’s a parody)
I'm writin', tryin' (Yeah, yeah)
Bad lines, stupid' lines
Wit' a fruit thrown at my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a mall shop in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, Black Friday, it's a mad house
I gonna make fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get stuff on Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout, checkout
Friday, Friday
Gettin' sales Black Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout
Auctionin', Auctionin' (Yeah)
Auctionin', Auctionin' (No)
Run, run, run, run
Chargin' forward to the checkout
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get stuff on Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout, checkout
Friday, Friday
Gettin' sales Black Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout
Auctionin', Auctionin' (Yeah)
Auctionin', Auctionin' (No)
Run, run, run, run
Chargin' forward to the checkout
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta be brand new
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have me a bowl
Seein' everything, the line is goin'
Taken' on and on, everything is Russian
Gotta get down to the house shop
Gotta couch my house, I see line ends (line ends)
Kickin' in the shoe store
Hittin' in the ring store
Gotta make my mind up
Which sale can I make?
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get stuff on Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout, checkout
Friday, Friday
Gettin' sales Black Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout
Auctionin', Auctionin' (Yeah)
Auctionin', Auctionin' (No)
Run, run, run, run
Chargin' forward to the checkout
7:45, it’s my way' or the highway
Chargin' so fast, I wish I could fly
Run, run; think I should run
You know what that is?
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right- hey!
I got this, you want this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the shoe store
Hittin' in the ring store
Gotta make my mind up
Which sale can I make?
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get stuff on Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout, checkout
Friday, Friday
Gettin' sales Black Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout
Auctionin', Auctionin' (Yeah)
Auctionin', Auctionin' (No)
Run, run, run, run
Chargin' forward to the checkout
Yesterday was Turkey, Turkey
Today it’s Black Friday, Friday (Auctionin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna find a ball today
Two more days til Cyber Day
And Christmas comes after ... wards
I don't want this big sale to end
R-B, Rebecca Black
So sorry' couldn’t help it (couldn’t help it)
It’s a parody (It’s a parody)
I'm writin', tryin' (Yeah, yeah)
Bad lines, stupid' lines
Wit' a fruit thrown at my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a mall shop in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, Black Friday, it's a mad house
I gonna make fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get stuff on Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout, checkout
Friday, Friday
Gettin' sales Black Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout
Auctionin', Auctionin' (Yeah)
Auctionin', Auctionin' (No)
Run, run, run, run
Chargin' forward to the checkout
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get stuff on Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout, checkout
Friday, Friday
Gettin' sales Black Friday
Everybody's chargin' forward to the checkout
Auctionin', Auctionin' (Yeah)
Auctionin', Auctionin' (No)
Run, run, run, run
Chargin' forward to the checkout
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Yet another ruthless parody. It takes great skill, and great gall to parody an entire holiday and a love to hate song at the same time. I just had to since the song plus the original artist fit the day. Reserved for the day when everyone suddenly decides their done giving thanks for what they have, and just want more at the expense of everyone else. Black Fridays accidents are infamous, and so is the hysteria. So please enjoy some satire, and brace yourselves, the lyrics are only slightly improved as a parody. I expect fruit to be thrown, which is why I bought a shield. Unfortunately it was half off, so it won't provide much protection.
© 2014 - 2024 Willheimus
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Black Friday is such a godless ideology.