1. What is your name?
Seth Dissonsen, I also go by Pandemonium, Pandemion, Zalgo, Sutekh, Seteh, Set, and whatever else people call me including names I refuse to repeat in this interview.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I was named after myself, I recently found out the mythical Seth from Egyptian Mythology is actually myself, and I was named after him, by my mother who was murdered by my evil stepfather who also died.
3. Are you single or taken?
I am sorry ladies, but I married Eris, Godess of Strife and Discord.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Chaos control, anything chaos related I can do, time warp, matter warp, reality warp, create lovecraftian horrors, mutate myself into horrifyingly bizzare forms, carry the powers of other chaos deities, create storms, mind control or psychic influence. I can basically influence entire organizations to slowly crumble into anarchy. I am also a very talented artist, Picasso is one of my favorites, he makes his own rules.
5. Stop being a Mary-sue!
Mary sue, Mary sue? I am a hideously deformed mentally ill psychopath in a wheelchair, just because I can shapeshift and break the laws of natural order does not mean I am a Mary sue! Is it the British accent? Well I'm sorry we brits sound smarter than most the world, I happen to be a mastermind who for years pretended to be idiotic to fool everyone!
6. What's your eye color?
Green normally, but it can change.
7. How about hair color?
Black is my natural hair color, but I died it purple.
8. Have you any family-members?
Yes, my mother Ruena is dead, but my real father is alive. I have a sister but idk what happened to her. I married Eris, so the entire Greek Pantheon counts as my in laws. My cousin, Arthur Malver recently broke out of prison, and escaped into the fictional world. Oh, and I'm a registered terrorist.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Many experiments and abominations are my pets. But my cat Cheshire is my special friend...he went insane for reasons I'd rather not say, but always has a smile on his face.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Order, rules, micro-managers, myself, court systems, politics in general, and being cornered.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Way too many to count, I do a lot of things. The Master watches Teletubies, I prefer MLP...Discord! (some villains are able to watch kid shows and still be taken seriously as a threat to the worlds security...oh wait, I turned good, ah well.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
I'm a chaotic psychopath, hello!
13. Ever...killed anyone before?
Yes, I'm afraid so, not to mention tore down entire civilizations and ended worlds.
14. What kind of animal are you?
I can be anything, to the egyptians I'm an Ardvark, but to the ancient Lost Jungle I am a Tasmanian Tiger, also called Thylacine. I am also a fox, and anything else chaotic, I can shapeshift at will...I am rather fond of the draconequus.
15. Name your worst habits?
Corrupting the innocent into terrifying monsters. Although, preventing rape is a redeemable cause for turning innocent girls into lovecraftian horrors who rip peoples intestines out.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Loki, The Master, Discord, Tim Curry, The Doctor, Myself, Drakath and his chaos lords, Willheimus, Eris, Typhon, H.P. Lovecraft and all his abominations of the mind, Papa Nurgle, Tzeentch, formerly Slaanesh but I had to kill him.
17. Are you Gay, Straight, or Bisexual?
Pansexual, but I only ever went for women, no one would have expected that.
18. Do you go to school?
I HATE SCHOOL, ALL MY BULLIES ARE NOW DRIVEN INSANE AS IF THEY LOOKED INTO THE FACE OF NYARLATHOTEP HIMSELF!
19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Little late for that, already done.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I hope so...well I guess the fans of Sutekh count XD
21. What are you most afraid of?
Being cornered or controlled, myself, aaand...secretly my self image.
22. What do you usually wear?
Chaotic clothes with eyeballs, tentacles, slime, spikes, mostly all purple though. My dark side wears black and red, my good side wears blue and purple.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
I'll eat almost anything, including human flesh which only happened once...or twice...sorry...it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
24: Am I annoying you?
Am I annoying you?
25. Well, it's still not over!
Fine by me, I love to blab.
26. What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
Don't know, don't care, I am an anarchist, I refuse to accept any sort of class system, I'll just tear it down anyway.
27. How many friends do you have?
A few, but most are frienemies, on and off.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
I will turn it into a monster and eat it from the inside out after it eats me.
30. Favorite drink?
...Grape Juice? No, no, Rasberry applecider. Wait, no, chaos, liquid chaos...or is it something else...
31. What's your favorite place?
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Eris, Godess of Strife and Discord. I do not care how many men she dated, I am perfectly happy seeing as all of her love affairs were to get me jealous...which didn't work.
33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size?
I am not a girl...but I do have cups *holds up a glass of some random liquid*
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Ocean, so I can say hello to the sharks and bite them.
35. What's your type?
Chaotic, rebellious, a little crazy in the kabang.
36. Any fetishes?
Please don't ask, I am not inclined to say in case of children. (Why is this even on here?)
37. Seme or uke?
I will tell you at a later time.
38. Camping or indoors?
Depends on my mood, I am a wild child.
39. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
40. Well, it's over! Now tag five people!
NO, I AM CHAOS, I DO NOT BEND TO YOUR RULES!